like, are future archaeologists just going to have to run the risk of digging up skeletons with massive tits from now on? is that how it’s going to be?
having a soft small pet is like, you are so vulnerable, you are biting me, I am responsible for your fragile life in almost every way, your knife hands are in my stomach, I love you more than anything, stop eating plastic you heathen, I cannot save you from the slow march of age or explain to you the divergence of our life spans which consumes me